What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
15.06.2025 17:35
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
What are some ballbusting stories?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
How can you maintain self-control?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Make Nazis afraid again!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!